In the spirit of Dry January, we think the world would benefit from more productive self-restraint training (harm). Here are our proposals for making each month just a little bit worse in the name of self-betterment:

• No-Flake February: No, your color-coordinated GCal isn’t purely decorative. Go to all of your classes and events. Yes, even that one.
• Get-a-Meal-March: Grab dinner with that chick from your OM group who keeps asking.
• Adult April: This is an actual reminder to do your taxes. 
• Maybe May: No definitive answers. Or yes, idk. 
• Judgement-Free June: I don’t think you’re up for the challenge.
• Jerk July: Text your ex, tell them you’re thinking of them. 
• No Airpods August: (extends to all wired accessories too) 
• Solo September: 24/7 Solitary confinement.
• Broken-Charger October: Fish out that old mangled cord –– the one that only works if you bend it into an isosceles triangle –– we know you still keep it around just in case.
• No Nut November: We didn’t even have to come up with this one. 
• Shelter-in-Place December: Stay for Wintersession.

Have fun! And then reel that fun in.