Future news in brief

Talia DePodesta, Snooze Managing Editor | April 28, 2026

You're gonna wanna keep this clipping

I Lived it: I lost my life savings at the Wellesley Poker Club

Talia DePodesta, Snooze Managing Editor | April 4, 2026

Wellesley Clubus Pokerum, which I can only assume is Latin for “no-fun-money-stealing-LOSERS,” is a new campus org promoting “fun” and "gambling".

Upsetting! Kid that reminds me of myself is actually kind of weird and boring

Talia DePodesta, Snooze Managing Editor | April 4, 2026

Were you "a pleasure to have in class" growing up? Well then you might want to read this one.

U.S. Department of Education Hangs Banner of Charlie Kirk

Talia DePodesta, Snooze Managing Editor | March 3, 2026

I don't really want to change my major so here we are.

Dear Wendy,

Talia DePodesta, Snooze Managing Editor | February 17, 2026

Advice from someone much prettier and kinder than your therapist <3

Snooze in Brief

Snooze Team and Talia DePodesta | February 3, 2026

Let us save you the trouble of actually reading the news.

Snooze In Support

Talia DePodesta and Blonde ’28 | December 11, 2025

Bring back controversy

Trump Demolishes East Wing to Build 90,000-Square-Foot-Ego

Talia DePodesta, Snooze Managing Editor | November 6, 2025

WASHINGTON — Despite failing to obtain approval for construction or consult a Feng Shui expert, The White House has started tearing down part of the East Wing to build the world’s worst prom venue...

WELLES 100: Real Actual Syllabus

Talia DePodesta, Snooze Senior Editor | September 18, 2025

You may not drop this class btw.

POV: It’s Flower Sunday

Talia DePodesta, Snooze Senior Editor | September 18, 2025

Who else is up for a shriveled gerbera and a wave of ennui?

Thousands Hospitalized After New USC “Speak Your Mind” Smirnoff Ice Bucket Challenge™

Talia DePodesta | May 2, 2025

In what health officials are calling "a national health crisis" and “funny af,” over 2,000 students nationwide were hospitalized following the viral launch of the USC "Speak Your Mind" Ice Bucket Challenge....

A Statement on the WOAW-UAW Strike from College President

Jaula Pohnson and Talia DePodesta | April 3, 2025

To: Wellesley College Community From: The Good Girlz (Jaula Pohnson and her backup gals) WOAW-UAW REJECTS MEDIATION—like a bunch of nerds—CHOOSES TO STRIKE Yesterday, at what felt like our millionth...

New Majors and Minors for Fall 2025

Talia DePodesta, Junior Snooze Editor | April 1, 2025

Because lord knows we have enough people studying Econ.

Reopening of Fan-Favorite Student Co-Op Speakeasy

Talia DePodesta, Junior Snooze Editor | March 8, 2025

We can't get you validation from your high school English teacher, how about some liquor instead?

Winter break playlist

Talia DePodesta, Junior Snooze Editor | February 5, 2025

Who else had to evacuate the dance floor???

That fuck ass shack on Tupelo lane

Blonde ’28 and Talia DePodesta | February 5, 2025

Let the games begin, hoorah!

Reddit storytime

Talia DePodesta, Staff Writer | December 5, 2024

I (18F) have been getting some heat over a recent situation with my roommate (18F), but I think I’ve been nothing but reasonable. When I met my roommate this fall, I thought it was a match made in heaven,...

The Snooze’s Top 5 Hottest New Citation Styles

Talia DePodesta, Staff Writer | December 3, 2024

We all know the classic holy trinity, Chicago, MLA and APA. These citation styles have been used since the dawn of academic time. But let’s be honest. I know it, you know it, the Purdue Owl knows it...