Wellesley News: It’s no secret that Wellesley’s social life is not what it once was.

Wellesley Snooze: Coke used to be much easier to get.

WN: Wellesley used to have more spaces for students to drink and celebrate, like the Pub, which is minutes from their dorm rooms. Now you have to go off campus if you want to have fun.

WS: Wrong. There are still plenty of spaces on campus conducive to getting lit. For instance, my friends and I were in Sci for 13 hours yesterday. After hour 8 we were all hallucinating, so essentially it was an ayahuasca retreat. 

WN: With Campus Po shutting down dorm parties or anything in a public space, students are forced to go to the frats or final clubs in Cambridge, which can be a dangerous environment while intoxicated.

WS: Last weekend I got wasted and fell down Steps. Talk about dangerous environments to be in while drunk.

WN: You can’t throw good parties in the dorms. Admin and Rez Life have made it impossible.

WS: Yes, YOU can’t throw good parties in the dorm. I have though. Bet you wish you were invited, huh?