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Trump Appointee Roasts
Elliot Patterson and Rebecca Birnbach
| November 12, 2024

What to Say Instead of “I go to Wellesley”
Elliot Patterson
| October 5, 2023

I Sold My Soul to Fizz
Elliot Patterson
| September 20, 2023

Miss Me With That Gay Shit
Elliot Patterson
| March 8, 2023
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