1. Pussy hats

• They are objectively stupid and hideous.

2. Baby showers 

• The kid’s not even fucking born yet, why do they need a party?

3. When I thought I could carry my heavy ass package up the hill from Lulu

• Sometimes you just need a man, ya know?

4. Lena Dunham

• Yeah …

5. The Triangle Shirtwaist Factory Fire

• If only “Rosie the Riveter” didn’t empower women to work in factories, so many lives could’ve been saved if the stay-at-home moms just stayed home.

6. Whoever decided it was “feminist” to split the bill

• Because now I feel bad every time and go 50/50, but I shouldn’t have to.

7. The Suffrage Movement

• I’m really indecisive, so voting makes me anxious.

8. Olaplex causing hair loss

• Kinda rude smh.

9. Gay-lor conspiracy theories

• Leave her alone!

10. Attending a Historically Women’s College.