Since we all agree the options for class of ‘26 merch were undeniably ugly, irrelevent, or simply had no right being on the class sweatshirt, the snooze team has come up with some better versions....

Next week on Wellesley Girls Gone Wild, the most uptight college students you've ever seen will be unleashed onto beaches near you. Dear reader, you may be asking yourselves, how will these freaks be able...

We’re not pansy pants anymore, and we’re actually going to write edgy sh*t now (for realsies!!). This is the era of a new Snooze. Welcome to the era of megac*nt. Anyone have any coke? Oh wait, the...