ICE agent detains group of innocent squirrels — says they were “brown” and “not speaking English”

Resurgence of a 2016 aesthetic? We still don’t want women in office!

Is Greenland just the beginning? Trump announces intention to acquire Alaska.

Wellesley Snooze to disband — nothing really interesting going on lately.

Trump warns Iran “time is running out” — US military ready to move as soon as the commander in chief finds Iran on www.geoguessr.com

20in. snowfall last weekend declared a hoax by local man who insists “the government would let me know if something concerning were going on” and “it’s plenty warm inside my Cybertruck.”

Newfound political unity? Congress reaches bipartisan agreement declaring the Skims x Nike shoes fugly as hell.

Release of new Epstein Files reveals involvement of totally nice and normal person who would, like, never do something like that?

Outrage from the President following nary a mention of new “Melania” soundtrack at the 68th annual Grammy awards, threatens to take legal action against anyone and everyone who listens to music.